What dreadful tales
I say! What frightful things one's hears sometimes.
In Sir Harry's Bar this lunchtime, someone who had been in Blantyre recently told about being accosted by some youths who wanted to 'guard his car'. He said they looked particularly wild and were sniffing something out of polythene bags. "Glue?" I asked. No, he said, it was 'jenkem'.
This, he explained, is fermented human sewage which is kept in a plastic bag for a week until it gives off intoxicating fumes. Well, I ask you!
Don't try that at home, boys and girls.
MM III
In Sir Harry's Bar this lunchtime, someone who had been in Blantyre recently told about being accosted by some youths who wanted to 'guard his car'. He said they looked particularly wild and were sniffing something out of polythene bags. "Glue?" I asked. No, he said, it was 'jenkem'.
This, he explained, is fermented human sewage which is kept in a plastic bag for a week until it gives off intoxicating fumes. Well, I ask you!
Don't try that at home, boys and girls.
MM III
posted by zomba at 11:02 AM
3 Comments:
Mingin! This is quite as disgusting as the skinned rat, but it is disgusting. But does it work? Fermented human waste? Bound to be cheap. But dearie me! Hotboy
How did you find out about this stuff? I thought I was disgusting, but I take my hat off to you.
PS that was meant as a compliment
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